This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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