What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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