Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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