So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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