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She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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