Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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