She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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