So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.