Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried