We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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