i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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