Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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