Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
they need to just BURY HIM!
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize