I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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