You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize