you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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