u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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