Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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