Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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