M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?