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the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.

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(720): the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat. http://tfl.nu/19vn

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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.

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(919): he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer. http://tfl.nu/8j5z

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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.

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(360): I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier. http://tfl.nu/3der

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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt

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(708): I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt http://tfl.nu/chxg

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(310): View more from California

someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.

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(310): someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos. http://tfl.nu/nyr8

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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.

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(619): I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me. http://tfl.nu/zz8y

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(330): View more from Ohio

i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision

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(330): i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision http://tfl.nu/wqwa

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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.

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(479): When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls. http://tfl.nu/83jv

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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.

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(727): The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands. http://tfl.nu/kwg7

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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.

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(919): being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her. http://tfl.nu/7get

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Bad breakup?

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He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.

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(410): Bad breakup? (1-410): He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB. http://tfl.nu/4dsn

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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.

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(304): He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away. http://tfl.nu/477o

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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.

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(647): I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover. http://tfl.nu/tjzc

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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.

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(717): After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again. http://tfl.nu/ujp5

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(970): View more from Colorado

You can't spell "party" without "RA."

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You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."

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(970): You can't spell "party" without "RA." (1-970): You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired." http://tfl.nu/jawl

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