Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.