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Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman