I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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