come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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