I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
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