Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home