I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.