plz talk dirty to me
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.