Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
my shit smells like andre
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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