just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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