so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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