He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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