Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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