i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Randomize