I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You had me at "let me see your balls"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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