I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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