I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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