I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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