This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.