Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"