Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.