Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.