Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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