I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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