You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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