You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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