This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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