Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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