I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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