Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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