I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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