her vagine was all disorganized.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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