Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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