The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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