i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
