It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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