I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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