Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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